Thursday is trash day. The day I contemplate how much refuse my household generates. It does make me feel a bit better that California recycles practically everything that can conceivably be recycled. The CRV kinda stinks though. Oh well, “doing our part,” right?
One thing that does bug me though is the whole humans causing global warming bit espoused by the ecoreligionists. I think it’s fairly egotistical to think we are having that big of an effect on the earth’s climate.
Was it also our fault that there isn’t an ice age anymore? Maybe it is. Perhaps I’m looking at this all wrong. Maybe time is circular and some decades into the future we figure out a way to reverse global warming and induce global cooling. Then everything gets out of hand and we create a new ice age. Then we all die and turn into petroleum. Our decomposition starts a slow global warming process and the ice age ends in time for us to start coming around again much later to complain about running out of petroleum and overheating the planet. Shame on us. Didn’t we learn anything the first time around? If we don’t stop existing now, we are ecoterrorists and mother nature will declare jihad on us.
Yep, that’s probably much more accurate. I’m glad to finally get to the bottom of that mess. Oh, and if this seems like a bunch of rambling nonsense to you that’s because global warming is melting your brain.
This is your brain.
This is your brain on global warming.
Yes, you in the back.
Why does your brain look like a chicken egg?
Because you’re an ecoterrorist.
Now hurry up and turn into petroleum.