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12 December 2006

Aw Bloody...


As a happy return from vacation welcome, we noticed that the wall outlet our freezer was plugged into had also taken a vacation. What clued us in to this fact? Well, the CSI-like blood trail originating from beneath the appliance was a good hint, but there's nothing better to satisfy the question than the smell of fetid meet wafting from the warmed metalic insides of a chest freezer. Yummy. I had to refreeze the items inside just so I could stand the smell long enough to remove the offending articles -- except for the final bits which were stubbornly frozen in the bloody mess (pun intended), and weren't loosened even after pounding on them with a hammer. As a side note, it feels a little evil to pound repeatedly and furiously on a chunk of flesh while small blood flecks spatter your hands and face. Alas, after digging to the bottom of the freezer I realized that it was ruined since I would not be able to clean the blood that had oozed into the fine cracks where the metal met at the bottom and sides.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gross. Makes me want to hurl.

momof9 said...

sorry, but I just had to laugh. I could picture you trying to clean that awful mess. Please keep your wonderful sense of humor forever - it will help you through all kinds of icky messes!

lizbit said...

take comfort in the fact that your meat wasn't human--this year here in Utah a kid killed his mom and stuffed her in their freezer. your pics reminded me of that event

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