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25 July 2006

Deep Thoughts from a Shallow Mind

If you had to describe water to someone who had never experienced the sensation of “wet,” how would you describe it?

Why are oranges called oranges and apples aren’t called reds? What a silly question. You may as well ask why an orange isn’t called a round, or why we drive on parkways and park on driveways or how babies are made or why all good dogs go to heaven but nothing is mentioned about cats who were once worshiped as gods or why… Wait – I’ve lost my train of thought. And why is it a train of thought anyway and not a convoy or…

2 comments:

The Great Ponderer of Ponderings said...

If God can do anything, can he make a boulder so big he can't lift it?

lizbit said...

I'm just relieved someone else thinks the same way I do . . .

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