It Stinks Like Fish in Here

...so I accidentally uploaded my latest post to Nikki's Blog...

Now all her readers who are used to the escapades of small children and handy home-making tips have been inadvertently exposed to my random sarcasm and lame attempt at humor. It is a travesty. Sorry internet.

Why then, you ask, didn't I just delete the post? yeah... about that. hehe

Bugs & Truth, Life & Death

Here's your daily dose of unfiltered life truths:

• Stepping on snails is gross. It’s worse in bare feet. Of course it’s not pleasant for the snails either.
• Roly poly bugs can only be rolled for so long by a four-year-old before falling apart
• Homemade roly polies are now available. What, you didn’t know there was a recipe? Mix equal parts dirt, water and snot, and voilà! You too can have an unlimited supply for your kids to play with

...@o